Wednesday, March 08, 2006

10 Second MBA

Before starting here I bought "The 10 Day MBA" from Half-Price books, One chapter for each core course, then a final chapter with sub-subjects like Ethics, Negotiations, etc. I've actually found it kind of useful as a primer before I start each course. It got me kind of thinking though; how about a 10 second MBA; if I could encapsulate the most important thing I got out of each class in one or two sentences, what would it be.

Well here goes:

  1. Marketing: Consistency in your marketing strategy is vital, define your consumer and then work everything back from there.
  2. Finance: Time value of money. Invest in index funds.
  3. Data Analysis and Decision Making: There is uncertainty everywhere. Account for it.
  4. Marketing Research: Marketing Research is about reducing the level of risk for marketing managers. They need your help or they will be fired.
  5. Operations: That uncertainty stuff from Data Analysis? THAT SUCKS! Reduce it.
  6. Quantative Models in Marketing: Regression is a powerful but dangerous tool. Use it for good and never evil.
  7. Managing Behavior and Leadership: Achievable but difficult goals, timely feedback, positive reinforcement. These things will make a productive employee.
  8. Accounting: Executives will do anything to make their quarterly figures, don't trust them.
  9. Statistical Methods II: All statistics is closely related, learn one formula, any formula, and you can learn then all.
  10. Economics: I didn't learn anything interesting in undergrad Econ, It's doubtful I'm going to start now.

Sunday, March 05, 2006

And The Academy Award Goes To...

I don't care.

I just tried watching some. There were a couple of good jokes from Jon Stewart. A nice skit where they had some fake political ads for the Best Actress nominees. But then I realized that was going to be as good as it got, and I could get the same level of enjoyment by going to Comedy Central and downloading stuff from The Daily Show or The Colbert Report. So now it's turned off.